After 22 years service to Queen and Country life dealt Ian a pretty hefty kick in the balls.

As such he had to reevaluate a few things, his career being one of them.

And being a bit of a creative, sarcastic and immeasurably miserable bastard he’s always had a particular way with words.

So he began writing them down.

(He also did a butt load of courses and high brow educational nonsense but that’s nowhere near as interesting)