buy your Valentine a filthy Card from the wight scribe!
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
— Sir Terry Pratchett
Wight Scribe came about because of an irritant.
And that irritant came in the shape of his wife, Loz or, rather, to be properly exact, her varying levels of sacrilege and disrespect towards the English language and its various levels of punctuation.
At first he merely proofread her work. Then, as his blood pressure slowly built, he began to write for her instead until, as some sort of double edged reward, she pimped him out to a Design Agency.
And a Scribe was born
Welcome to Wight Scribe!
This is the place where the English language serenades your psyche with magical mischief in mind!
I’m not just your average purveyor of poetry, prose and phrase, I’m a whimsical wizard of witty wordplay and playful provocation! (And I do serious stuff too!)
So if you’re looking for something that’s bolder than brass and more memorable than tits on a fish you’re in the right place!
The collection of cards and other tantalising trinkets feature a smorgasbord of insults and satirical sayings - perfect for those who thrive on a dash of irreverence and naughtiness in their lives. So whether you're looking to spice up a birthday card or send a most unexpected and derogotary surprise to a friend, these creations are sure to raise an eyebrow or two. (Botox not withstanding)
Each delectable drizzle is a little nugget of naughtiness and a recreation for the rude 😉
Sarcasm is my second language.
What IS YOUR DESIRE?
Seriously Sought After Shizzle!
Whether you love someone, hate them or simply have a hope at playing “hide the sausage”, a crackingly constructed gift can consummate and commemorate any occasion!
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Coloured rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean
The displayed price is for a single item.
let me write a poem or lyric just for you.
Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings and making music with them
Or you can use it to make people happy, sad, or use it as a way to try and get in their knickers - all romantic like!
And I can help with that!
Probably…...
- Dennis Gabor