“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
— Sir Terry Pratchett
Wight Scribe came about because of an irritant.
And that irritant came in the shape of his wife, Loz or, rather, to be properly exact, her varying levels of sacrilege and disrespect towards the English language and its various levels of punctuation.
At first he merely proofread her work. Then, as his blood pressure slowly built, he began to write for her instead until, as some sort of double edged reward, she pimped him out to a Design Agency.
And a Scribe was born
Welcome to Wight Scribe!
This is the place where the English language serenades your psyche with magical mischief in mind!
We're not just your average purveyors of poetry, prose and phrase, we’re the whimsical wizards of witty wordplay, the proper purveyors of playful provocation, the cryptical carbuncles of creative copy!
So if you’re looking for something that’s bolder than a bleary eyed bladdered badger and more memorable than tits on a fish you’re in the right place!
Our collection of cards feature a smorgasbord of satirical sayings - perfect for those who thrive on a dash of irreverence and naughtiness in their lives. Whether you're looking to spice up a birthday card or send a most unexpected and insulting surprise to a friend, our creations are sure to tickle your funny bone and raise an eyebrow or two. (Botox not withstanding)
So why not dive headfirst into our treasure chest of rude rhymes and fantabulous phrases, all crafted to amuse and let out a tear or two?
Each piece is a little nugget of naughtiness and a recreation for the rude 😉
Sarcasm is my second language.
What IS YOUR DESIRE?
Seriously Sought After Shizzle!
Whether you love someone, hate them or simply have a hope at playing “hide the sausage”, a crackingly constructed gift can consummate and commemorate any occasion!
let us write a poem or lyric just for you.
Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings and making music with them
Or you can use it to make people happy, sad, or use it as a way to try and get in their knickers - all romantic like!
And I can help with that!
Probably…...
- Dennis Gabor